Worst. Movie. Ever.

Since grade school I have always had envisioned college a place of scholarly learning, and then slowly over the years, the epitome of partying. College, the movie, does no where near depict the college experience. To say that College had any shred of truth would be a lie to your grandkids. The 94 minutes of viewing provided three laughs, give or take one, and what never gets old, boobies! What happened to movies like Old School, which also may have exaggerated the college experience but was original and funny enough to overlook the former? Drake, from Disney's Drake & Josh, is the protagonist and you can come to expect the same dillweed acting. The dialogue is everything but convincing. Not even Mini-Me's guest appearance could save the film's half star rating (tied with Ulli Lommel's Black Dahlia). At least one facet of the movie was correct, the douchey frat guys (save PIKE out of respect to Peter).